blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

(Source: svastianstan, via hapdagger)

imaginary-boy-friends:

searching something up when everyone says dont do it image

(via hapdagger)

ernoticon:

I sent this to Barack Obama

ernoticon:

I sent this to Barack Obama

(via hapdagger)

k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

k1mkardashian:

i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

(Source: stark-bitch, via fishybaby)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via gold-star-fapper)

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

(via insideabubblethatsomeoneblew)

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

(via entitledopinion)

mystiquemonique:

hes my new fave ginger

(Source: vine.co, via entitledopinion)

Anonymous asked:

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

zomey:

spooky-spooky:

cootyxqueen:

venuscake:

this is ridiculous 

HE SCRATCHED HIS EYE

OMG

This is seriously… Super cute

(Source: lolgifs.net, via fishybaby)

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via hapdagger)

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via imjustwandering)

(Source: n1mrod, via bellamortis)


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